Spilling the beans!

So excited because my largest every piece has been published in the March 2012 of India Today Travel Plus. I do believe that I can now be called a travel writer.  It’s all about spilling the beans on your favorite capital cities around the world. Check it out The Plus List-50 Secrets from 10 big cities

Letter to Em | Nostalgia

The Grand Cafe

Dear Em,

My first thought was that I didn’t remember anything. The roads are a haze and my eyes grasp for anything that looks even slightly familiar. Amit refuses to believe I ever went to Oxford. To refresh my memory and show him around, we join a free walking tourwhere the guide was a gangly excitable english lit student, only recently graduated. I suppose we were like that when we left.

He reminded me of that blond chap from Scooby Doo. As we set off, the little streets
came to life and my memories started to take some shape; especially as we walked towards the high street and passed The Grand Cafe. I remember how you and I took high teathere in the midst of all those gilded mirrors. We felt so posh and rich. Did you know
that it’s the site of England’s oldest coffee shop? He took us to the Bridge of Sighs and talked about the Bullingdon club-that coterie of privilege and bad behaviour. David Cameron was part of that by the way and so were most of his cabinet; It’s a wonder Parliament still stands. The tourists seemed so interested while all I felt was plummeting sense of nostalgia. It felt part of a different life; otherworldly. I remember how we shopped on cornmarket street and went to concerts at the Sheldonian. Do you know it was built by Christopher Wren? Neither did I. I found my C.S Lewis door, tucked away next to All Souls church. I ran my hands over Aslan and said a small prayer for us. We went home after Christ Church; it still intimidated me and we couldn’t get in, as usual. We walked back to Summertown feeling strange, as if I wanted to go back to change a few things to make it mean more than it does right now.
Love
Ray

Shanghai upon-the-sea (Part 3)

Yuyaun Garden/ Old city: Our ideas of China have been created primarily by cinema. Iconic moments from The 36th Chamber of Shaolin or Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon have created images in our minds, images that new Shanghai is blowing to dust. To appease some of those images, you must visit the aptly named Old City. Yu Garden in the Old City is considered one of the finest examples in Chinese gardens and was established in the Ming Dynasty as a private garden for a high-ranking official. The garden is about 2 hectares and can be walked in about 60- 90 minutes, even longer if you spend time in the government jade shops inside. The architecture is in the Suzhou style and consists of various halls that showcase stunning furniture, elaborate bonsai and beautiful goldfish ponds. Once you exit Yu Garden you find yourself in the heart of the Old City. The Old city is one of Shanghai’s few tourist traps but its architecture flows from the garden and is a feast for the eyes after days of looking at glass skyscrapers. For a real taste of ancient china, travel outside Shanghai to Naxnun, a famous Chinese Watertown.

8. Hu Xin Tin Teahouse/ Nanxiang Dumplings: As you walk out of Yu Garden you will notice a pavilion right in the middle of the large gold fishpond. This is Shanghai’s most venerable teahouse built in 1784 and used to be part of the Yu Garden. It is reached by a small bridge and is perfect to experience Chinese afternoon tea. Entry is free but a sampling will cost you RMB 100 each. Try the flowering jasmine tea, where a ball that seems to be made of dried tealeaves blooms into a flower in boiling water. As you walk out of the teahouse, you will notice a queue of around a 100 people. All of them are waiting in line for the famous Nanxiang dumplings-the signature steamed soup dumplings of Nanxiang Dumpling house, still a local favorite. You can also go upstairs to the restaurant where you choose between three restaurant options, general, superior and most superior seating. Sit where you get a seat and slurp away. Vegetarians beware, as it’s unlikely that anything is truly vegetarian here.

9. Waldorf Astoria Long Bar/Mint Nightclub: A trip to Shanghai will not be complete without experiencing the nightlife. The Long Bar at the Waldorf Astoria pays homage to the erstwhile Shanghai club, which opened in 1911 to cater to the elite of the city. The club has been recreated in its entire splendor and an all day oyster bar and plush furnishings can take anyone with a little cash back to a time of old Shanghai aristocracy. The 39-foot mahogany bar was once the longest in the world and is still the place to rock that designer dress. Once you are finished with the pleasantries, its time to check out where young Shanghai splashes its cash and there’s nowhere better than M1NT. Awarded the best nightclub in Shanghai in 2010, you can dine and club alongside baby sharks on the 24th floor with the best view of the Bund. Waldorf Astoria on the Bund, No. 2, Zhong Shan Dong Yi Road, Huang Pu District. M1NT, 24 Floor 318 Fuzhou Lu

10. French concession: Concessions were a group of territories within China that were governed and occupied by foreign powers. In 1849, the French obtained a certain territory for settlement of its citizens in Shanghai that over time has become a premier residential area. The old roads showcase the intermingling architecture of Chinese-European styles and are homes to quirky boutiques. You can visit Dr. Sun Yat-sen’s former residence and learn about the history of communist revolution or visit my personal favorite, Fuxing Park, where old couples come to dance, practice tai-chi and play mahjong in the quiet light of the early mornings.

Shanghai – Upon – the – Sea | My top ten places to see (Part 2)

Dong Tai Antique Market

Continuing my list from last week- my top ten must see in Shanghai.

Dong Tai Road Antique Market: Just off Xizang road, there is a crisscross of two blocks that will cover your gifting obligations for at least a year. From a stall

Gambling on the street

that boasts teapots from 1940 to a splattering of Cultural Revolution memorabilia that includes the infamous Little Red book- a compilation of Chairman Mao’s revolutionary quotations. The street is also a kaleidoscope of images of every day Shanghainese life away from the glittering towers, visible over the houses in the horizon. You will get a glimpse into the Shikumen homes- row houses where community of families’ share common living areas. It brings Shanghai’s contradictions into jarring focus.

5. Green Massage: So you’ve just spent 3 hours walking and haggling in Dong Tai and your feet feel like they have been walking on hot stone. Hop into a cab and head to Green Massage in Xintiandi. The spa specializes in traditional Chinese acupressure. Disclaimer: This is not for the faint hearted. As you enter, you are taken through a maze of corridors until you arrive at an antechamber that is lit golden by a large suspended octagonal chandelier surrounded by beds. Just as you relax into your plush robe, soothing ylang ylang takes over your senses and your body is put through a grueling massage that makes grown men howl. They immediately sign up again the next day. I chickened out and opted for a foot massage that had my heels begging for mercy. As I left, every step felt like I was walking on a cloud. The full-body traditional massage costs about RMB 118 for 45 minutes and foot reflexology massage costs RMB 118 for 60 minutes. 58 Taicang Rd.,

Luwan District, Shanghai (near Jinan Rd.) Reservations: 86-21-53860222

6. Mo Gan Shan Art District: This is the cradle of Shanghai’s modern art movement and is essentially a series of old warehouses that have now become artist studios and galleries. Even though it has become a throbbing cultural nerve point, the area has not lost any of its edge to commercialism. The interlocking warehouses are mostly independent and cater to sculpture, mix media, installation and traditional art. Apart from a lone coffee shop, the lack of other distractions makes this a true artists sanctuary, which means you can meander without having to constantly fight for space. There is even a small studio that teaches you to make your own silver jewellery. Don’t be fooled by the ramshackle into thinking that this is a bargainer’s paradise as prices here can give most of Hong Kong’s prized galleries a run for their money. 50 Moghanshan Road

 

Shanghai – Upon – the – Sea | My Top Ten

Jellied Pigs Feet- Yumm

The showcase city of a nation with over 5000 years of history is bound to be staggering and a top ten list is hard to put together without leaving out something worthwhile. Shanghai is less a place of things to see and more a place of things to experience. Don’t be perturbed by the lack of color that hits you as you exit Shanghai Pudong International Airport, as the glass, concrete and grey quickly give way to innumerable splashes of red and green. Road signs are confusing but main arteries are clearly marked, so ask your hotel concierge or people you are staying with to give you a card with the Chinese names of all attractions written in large bold letters. This allows taxi drivers or locals to guide you effectively. The key is to enjoying Shanghai is walking as the journey to each destination is littered with fascinating glimpses into a unique culture. So arm yourself with a map and a bottle of water and begin your stroll through the most populated city in the world. This list is by no means exhaustive but it should cater to the artist, historian, shopper, bargainer and clubber in you.

Shanghai Museum:

Shanghai Museum

For a country with a history as deep as China’s, Shanghai’s lack of museums is glaring but Guangzhou and Beijing hoard much of the country’s ancient attractions. The recently built Shanghai Museum in People’s square is hoping to change some of that. With its distinctively modern façade built in the shape of a bronze vase acting as a contrast to its beautiful old world interior, the museum is by far one of the easiest I have found to navigate. The three floors have sections dedicated calligraphy, regional clothing, furniture, ceramics and currency. The museum can take days to consume so pick your interest to do each room proper justice. The calligraphy section is among the finest in the world but my personal favorite was the ceramics section as the Museum gives you a veritable crash course on Chinese dynastic history through its ceramics. Shanghai Museum, #201, Peoples Great Road,

Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street:

Nanjing Road on a blustery day

As you leave Shanghai museum, walk through People’s park and find your way to Nanjing Pedestrian road. This stone paved street is a contradiction in retail terms with one side boasting Häagen-Dazs while the other serves you fried sparrow and jellied pig feet- a true testament to the adage -“One country with two systems.” Don’t be surprised if you’re constantly approached by salesman hawking the latest Louis Vuitton. While the fakes are of lackluster quality, keep your handbag close if you still plan to follow one of them into a dimly lit alleyway.

The Bund:

Roshni & I at the Bund

Walking down Nanjing road will ultimately lead you to The Bund. Yes, it’s a tourist magnet and the resemblance to Westminster is somewhat uncanny, but if you manage to get there on a weekday, this one-mile stretch of historical buildings is the portal to understanding what China has tried to achieve in the last 30 years. On one side you have all of Shanghai’s major banks, the newly opened Waldorf Astoria hotel (erstwhile Shanghai club), consulates and the Masonic club. Across the boardwalk itself you have a fantastic view of Pudong Skyline with its Oriental Pearl TV Tower. Twilight is the perfect time to navigate the Huangpu river and witness Shanghai come to life at night as all of the Bund and Pudong are bathed in neon. The cruise departs from the Bund and sails to Huangpu Bridge in the south, turns and heads north towards Wusongkou and returns to the Bund for you to sink your teeth into some local chinese fare at the Shanghai Grandmother at 70 Fuzhou Lu.

More of my Shanghai top ten next week!

Watching the world go by…

New York, New York! (Part 2)

Bridges of Madison Avenue, a brief but passionate affair with my credit card

Madison Avenue is to fashion what Amadei is to chocolate, the crème de la crème. Here you will find the floating hangers of Emanual Ungarowhere a skirt goes for $2000 a piece or the original bandage dress byHerve Leger- made famous by our very own Ms Priyanka Chopra.  This French fashion house would be considered quite the filly in comparison to the rest of the French stable and was started by Hervé L. Leroux in 1985. While the house was always known by its signature clothes that were made from foundation garments, its recent success is due to a complete rehaul by its new owner BCBG Max Azria. An old mummy in new bandages, one might say.  I find the dresses in themselves are heavy but made for our curvy Indian figures. After the liquid silk of Ungaro, this seems hard and structured and more like body armor- the perfect weapon to rein in that extra thigh. Another filly in the world of fashion is the new shoe czar,Guiseppe ZanottiThis Italian shoe maker boasts the highest level of craftsmanship that results in stunning feet jewellery. A particularly macabre take was the skeleton of a fish encrusted with crystals that found its way onto Samantha’s feet in Sex and the City – the movie. After all she had to match her shoes to her sushi!

As you walk down Madison Avenue, and the street numbers keep increasing, you also find yourself moving away from the tourists. The shops become boutiques and luxury becomes the standard for everything from bed-linen to sunglasses. Be sure to stop at Tom Ford for your eyes, PETA’s pet peev- Dennis Basso for all things fur, Pratesi for your home and Sonia Rykiel for iconic Parisian knits for those Delhi winters. It’s not all bank account purgatory though as the odd luxury outlet store like Intermix can loosen that financial corset a tad and give you an all access pass to trendy designers like Mellisa ObadashCarlos Falchi and Zac Posen.

If you’re like me and are keeping that credit card zipped up you should find yourself at Christian Louboutin in about a couple of hours. If you want to linger before our next stop, there’s no place better than Calypso, that haven of resort wear. Otherwise, hail a cab and head straight to our destination for the day – The MET Museum.

Fashion imitates Art imitates Fashion

You might wonder why the Metropolitan Museum. What does that have anything to do with fashion? I used to ask myself the same thing every time I saw E – Entertainment cover the annual MET gala and interview Madonna on why she was dressed like the white rabbit from Louis Vuitton’s version of Alice in wonderland. I was fortunate enough to find the answer when I had visited the MET last July to be first in line to witness the museum showing off its extensive Picasso collection. Once I had finished taking in the paintings from his blue period- my favorite, I came upon an exhibition: American Woman- Fashioning a National Identity. Inside was a veritable treasure chest of costume clothing designed to take us through 1890- to 1940 as the American woman evolved in both her sense of fashion and herself. This was the first costume institute exhibition of the newly established Brooklyn Museum Costume Collection.

 

Charles Frederick Worth (1826-1895)- The Father of Haute Couture

 

Here was the heiress in Charles Fredirick Worth, the French born designer who was
the darling of the Hamptons. The clothes remind me of images of our own royalty with jewel crusted afternoon dresses. It traces the evolution of the Gibson girl where the American woman finally stepped into the sunshine and inspired Jo in that favorite of novels-Little women. The bohemian 1920’s where Lanvin fashioned decadent flapper dresses and down through to the 1940’s and 1950’s Hollywood that inspired so much of our own film industry. The most revealing feature of the exhibition was how 100 years of fashion is more than just the rise and fall in hemlines as it is a way in which we perceive ourselves through what we wear and I came away in the knowledge that as much fashion has moved forward, so much of it has remained the same.

Our hunger pangs now snap us out of our fashion reverie and we head outside to satisfy ourselves by biting into a luscious mince hot dog roll.Try not to miss the ME

T shop on the ground floor on your way out, especially if you are a lover of scarves. Square, oblong, Tiffany or Picasso, you neck will be spoilt for choice. And as fingers run through silk chiffon, a certain Hermes scarf might float into your mind and you will see just how fashion imitates art imitates fashion.

New York, New York! (Part 1)

A Walking tour for a shopper and window shopping addict 

Remember when you were ten, and your little finger was curled into your mothers palm as you hid between silken Benares folds or maybe a chiffon skirt. She was talking to that neighbor who had just come back from that whirlwind visit from abroad. Your mother would say, “That’s beautiful, where is it from?” and the reply would come back casual, but topped off with a slice of smug, “New York.”

It doesn’t matter where you’re from, but if you have grown up on your mother’s diet of plastic covered vogues carefully acquired though cut throat negotiations with the local library; you have grown up with an interest in fashion that’s lying dormant and wired with affiliations that are lurking under the surface of your inner shopping GPS-New York and London, Saks and Bloomingsdale, Macy’s and Harrods.

But things have changed now. Abroad is no more that far off never-never land, but a shrug and an economy class ticket away and Selfridges, just a store where you get everything under the sun. So when I landed in New York, pregnant with expectations of large shopping spaces dedicated to fulfill my every material fantasy, I wasn’t prepared for a crash course in the history of fashion or the wondrous rabbit-hole where art and ideas furiously collided to create something that aspires to be more than just something to wear.

A little bit of 5th

For the uninitiated, New York is a big grid composed of crisscrossing avenues and streets. Avenues are vertical numbered for the most part and cut through horizontal streets that make it a very convenient shopping experience. We begin at the top of 5th Avenue and 53th street. Forget about everything before 53th street for now. Behind us is H&M, Lacoste, Kenneth Cole and whole host of high street shopping that we leave for another day or perhaps never. Right at the corner of 53rd and 5th is an old New York favorite, Botticelli. . Before the world became obsessed with red soles, there there will still good quality shoes to be found and since 1968, some of the best European pumps have been found here. Apart from enjoying their 15 minutes of fame on Seinfeld, it’s one the city’s best kept shoe secrets.

Next, skip forward past 54th and 55th street and you find the New York Institution that introduced Coco Chanel to America, Henri Bendel. Established in 1895, it boasted the who’s who in clientele is probably still where Ms Blair Waldorf gets her hair bands. The 35,000 square feet store houses fragrances, perfume, jewellery and of course hair bands. While their leather boxes,born to house that camellia brooch,will set you back a tidy thousand dollars, this is also the place for key chains for your girlfriends that will mean more than that Chrysler building magnet.

Once you step out ahead of Bendel and walk past Trump tower you’ll find Tiffany’s on your right and Mikmoto on your left. If you are that rare fan of pearls you need to stop. An opera strand of Akoya pearls or simple south sea chocker will blast that diamond necklace to smithereens. I am a pearl devotee and I entered my temple with sobriety I reserve almost only for Hermes. One look at the prices and my drool dries up. We depart quickly and continue ahead and cross 57th street.  Our pilgrimages next stop – Bergdorf Goodman. Halt, pay homage.

Bergdorf Goodman window dressings are legendary. They may seem frivolous to some but really it is a meticulous meeting of fashion, art and architecture. Today’s window seems to be Tim Burton inspired with cone-head shaped mannequins and floating heads, all centered around a gorgeous lace gown. If you want to learn more, there is a book out called “Windows at Bergdorf Goodman” that tell the story of window dressing from the 1940’s when it developed from draping of mannequins to capturing snapshots of a story

A detour at a left at the window dressing will take you to one of New York’s most loved bookshops Rizzoli as well as the pianist’s heaven, Steinway.  Rizzoli is a book lovers paradise where rosewood bookshelves and wrought iron railings take you back to a time when people loved hardback.

To the right is 57th East Street where you can considerably lighten your bank account on the most coveted handbags in the world. If you are a fragrant gal, you might want to stop at Chanel and take a look at “Les exclusives de Chanel”- a collection of 12 fragrances that are only sold at their boutiques. Take a whiff of the Bois Des Iles and continue on 57th and take a left at the Montblanc. You will now find yourself at the slightly lower profile, yet no less hedonistic, Madison Avenue or rather, “the fashionable road”, as it’s called between 57th and 85th street.

Next post- Madison Avenue

In search of Cheddar! | Bristol, England

Cheddar, West Somerset

I said, “Emily, What’s this Cheddar Gorge?”. In my mind anything that had to do with cheese was not be missed. Emily replied, “Why Ray? Of course we can go!”. Her obvious delight should have warned me since Emily has always been a country girl. When we were busy nursing hangovers at University, she was trying out for an army outfit and running obstacle courses. So after spending a lovely evening drinking the most fabulous Rioja- pinched from her husbands even more fabulously stocked wine cellar, we set out slightly hungover to explore the largest Gorge in Great Britain. Another hint would have been to question Emily’s admonishing eye roll followed by, “Honestly Ray, we are going walking. You cannot wear heels!”

So off we went, me and my trainers on a crisp blue skied day. The fickle english weather gods had been bountiful and and the sun winked at us between tree branches  that arched over winding country roads. After a few hundred sheep, we had arrived and were greeted by large volvo buses. Where there are large volvos, loud tourists cannot be far behind. And where there are tourists there is a certain resignation to expect the worst kind of service. Emily whizzed past them in her little Mazda convertible  and we entered the Gorge.

For those of you who, like me, paid no attention in geography class, a gorge is essentially a small canyon; a narrow cleft with steep cliffs on either side. Cheddar Gorge is Britain’s largest and part of the Cheddar complex which houses the magnificent caves we would visit later. It was only 10 am and crowds were thin. We drove through the gorge and found a parking spot, her usual it seems (Ka ching anyone!). She got out and strode purposefully up the left side of the cliff where a small gate under an ivy arch lead to a walkway that Alice would have chased her white rabbit into. Excited at the prospect of going into wonderland, the walkway wound upwards and soon stone steps appeared on a cliff so steep I felt like Frodo climbing Mordor. She had never mentioned cliff! Well we were, all 450 feet of it. I have no pictures of this initial climb since I was dying. My heart was ready to burst and so were the buttons on my tight jeans. The walk is said to have magnificent views yet all I could concentrate on was Emily’s backside as it moved up in front of me. After about half an hour of hell we had probably climbed about 150 feet. Yes, that’s how steep this was but it finally leveled to a point when I thought to myself, thats no so bad. I took in the panoramic view.

After catching our breath. You can see the Gorge clearly here. 

Ahead us, Somerset streched out like a green quilt and behind us (picture below ) was the place where I do believe every Jane Austen film ever made has ever been filmed. I could see Ms Bennet going on her long walks with Mr Darcy discussing how to thwart Wickham by running over him with a carriage or perhaps just reading Northanger Abbey aloud to him instead.

And one day my dear, all this will be yours!

Soon we were making our way down the Gorge and I was terribly relieved as I shimmied my way past large roots and fell Phat on my bum as one caught me unawares. Before I could dust my denim ass off, we had reached the shops where Cheddar Gorge sells all its Cheddar!

For Cheese aficionados everywhere, this is the origination of that hard slightly acidic cheese that we all love. Of course now the entire world produces it, but true cheddar is still made here and the reason for it is because of the ideal storage facilities provided by the caves where cheese is still stored.

Since Emily had never visited the caves, I convinced her to spend good money to go underground to a dark dreary place that had commercialism written all over it. She scowled but agreed. My powers of persuasion are renowned. She balked at the ticket prices ofcourse, but in all fairness they would give us access to the open top bus ride ( no thank you), the walk – we did that, a museum- blah,  and finally the caves. After deliberating endlessly on whether to do it, the ticket attendant asked us if we were students and then nodded as I said no. He then nodded more furiously indicating we should say yes and we got in by paying student prices.  We saved a whole pound each! He ended it by telling us that even if we didnt want to do the other stuff today, the ticket was valid; for TEN years. Hmmm.

The Gorge is believed to have formed 1.2 million years ago, which makes these caves even older. It seems they also have Britain’s largest underground river system. This particular cave, the most beautiful in Britain, was discovered by the children of Richard Cox Gough in 1892 and that’s really when we stopped listening and decided to chuck the audio guide.

Oldest skeleton discovered in Britain.

On our right is the Cheddar Man, seriously. He is the oldest complete skeleton dated 7150 BC. No, thats not the real thing people, the real thing is somewhere in the vaults of the National history museum. After that Emily and I just went deeper and took in the nook and crannies that turned into glimmering stone as soon as light shone on it.

The underground river system had essentially carved rocks into different shapes over hundreds of thousands of years giving it the texture that you see. It still floods but no more than 48 hours at a time.

Stalagmites and Stalactites

As beautiful as it is you appreciate why literature portrays what lies underneath us as hell. There is a certain eeriness to it. Something you cannot put your finger on but that little worm at the back of your brain know that the dark things of the world lurk here within the fissures. Stay here long enough and the dampness will seep into your bones.

The stalactites and stalagmites grow in pairs, the stalactites being the ones pointing downwards. I do believe Dante visited here and discovered this much before Cox did because it has a startling resemblance to his seven circles of hell.

St Pauls Cathedral

Gough was a deeply religious person and named some of his findings after famous churches and cathedrals. I would have thought the same if I came upon this as I  drilled my way through a cave all alone.

 As you walk into yet another dark cavern, you see a small light coming through a slit. You go closer and peer into the stone slit and you see this spread out in front of you.  For a second you it takes your breath away as you are trying to make sense of it all as it looks like one of those symmetrical paintings in a Rorschach test.  The water is so still it acts as a perfect mirror to reflect the light. For all his arrogance, even man would find it hard to create something this beautiful. So I understood why he perhaps turned to religion for answers. I wished then I had a better camera than mine but using Emily as a tripod I managed to increase the exposure and give you at least a fraction of what I saw.

I would have thought the suffocation would have been greater, but because of air pockets, there was a cool albeit damp breeze. However the deeper we went through the tunnel, the more intense was the feeling of being underwater. Every now and then cold drops fell on your head that made you realize you were under a river bed. The eeriness was only further intensified by bats. Tiny ones everywhere called Lesser Horseshoe bats that are highly protected and private creatures. We were lucky to get a glimpse of them and I suddenly felt like I’d fallen into a scene from Batman Begins.

The crowd had started to trickle in and that chased the bats and the eeriness away in an instant. We decided to make our way out. As we did, towers of cheese rose on our right that were stacked about ten feet deep into the caves. My stomach started to rumble at the thought of a nice ham and cheddar sandwich as our eyes adjusted to the bright light of the opening. It was lovely to walk out of the cave right into a river running outside and our lungs drank in the freshness. I would not have wanted to one of Ghough’s diggers living in those caves with bats day and night.

As I prepared my tummy for a large lunch and a glass of wine, Emily threw in her spanner. “We have to climb the gorge now Ray.” She said, that little minx.

“Didn’t we just do that?” I whined.

“No the other side silly. Thats the point. We need to get to the peak.”

The only saving grace was that our tickets allowed to us take a shortcut which basically meant we climbed about a thousand steps that took us about halfway up the the cliff. After that we settled into a leisurely hike.

Views on the way up

We ended up running into the same people we had met on the way down on the other side of the gorge. We were all comrades united in our pain, including the dogs, and so we said hello and discussed that subject so close to British hearts, the weather.

“Hello there, beautiful weather. Lovely day.”

“Yes hello, beautiful weather.” we would reply.Pant pant.

What I loved was that everyone said acknowledged the other person on the way without exception. Even the mad people who were cycling up! Mountain goats chewed away oblivious to all our pain.

And then we had made it, well almost. That’s the thing of climbing, the peak is just always out of reach. Life lessons everywhere! The one thing you did notice were that the cliffs were steep. We didn’t

have the guts to walk to the precipice. One youngun’ dared, with his bicycle no less, and we soon heard him shout, ‘I think I am going to faint!’ But he made it back,just. Emily and I walked close to the edge but making sure there was enough leeway if we tripped.  Families were everywhere with picnic baskets and I do believe a glass of champagne would have been the perfect reward for this hike. Children were running around picking inedible mushrooms.

View from the top

A few minutes later we reached the peak. And it was all worth it. I thought to myself, Amit would have loved this. It was a 360 degree view and you could see the Celtic sea in the horizon just past the lake and in your mind you could see all the way to Ireland. Emily and I just stood there for a while, basking in the view and our shared glory of making it all the way up without that much moaning. It wasn’t the height of the cliffs or the view really, since there are greater mountains and more beautiful views to be found elsewhere am sure. But still I stood there thinking, ‘Freedom. Quitting that job was truly the best decision I ever made.’

Sure you can go sightseeing to big cities and walk around museums  but experiences like this are rare mostly because they are time consuming. There wasn’t a single tourist who went all the way up to the peak. They remained below. In another time she and I would have had a rushed drink at a fancy bar in london and then said hurried tearful goodbyes. I would have never made a leisurely weekend trip to Bristol to see her and her beloved Houdini (Right). But here we had connected and realized why we kept in touch these past thirteen years and albeit via misplaced letters, scribbled postcards, a friendship had somehow prevailed.


Serpentine Swan Song

Beautiful morning at Serpentine Lake

There are memories that rank legendary in your mind. A simple event that becomes almost mythical in proportions that you begin to associate it with everything you hold precious in your life. One such memory for me is  Serpentine Lake in Hyde Park. My sister and I used to come here and feed the geese and the ducks as the city woke to its crisp summer morning. We would pack bags of bread and compete on who was the most popular; who attracted the most swans. For those familiar with Harry potter, the Serpentine Lake memory is like lowering my head into a pensive.  I close my eyes and fall into it with a thud and I can smell the cut of a sneaky autumn waiting to rear its golden head and touch my sister’s raven hair.

Ducks sunning themselves after a light shower

As I take my fiancé, Amit, around London trying to show him my version of the city that made me, I realized that it all started here. So under the pretense of exercise, we went across the road from our hotel, dodging flying black cabs, to Serpentine lake in Hyde park. It was a perfect crisp blue-skied day and he did in fact run around the worm like lake and went as far as the Serpentine Bridge which cuts the river off as if it would the tail of a worm leaving a narrow stretch, known as Long Water.

Long water is loved by the haughty swans and was the centerpiece of our adventures as we tried to climb the white marble sculptures in the Italian gardens and play tag as my mother sat on a bench admiring Kensington palace in the background. Today, as Amit heads off for a run, I sit on a bench and watch an sprightly old woman in a brown tweed coat dip her hand into her bag and cluck out to the hungry ducks and geese.

First come the squawking brown winged ducks that zig-zag their way to attain pole position. One had a bubble gum pink beak that refused to be seen with the rest of his kind and kept a safe distance.

Fashionista Duck

 

 

 

She notices and throws him a large slice. A skien of geese swoops in from across the other side of the lake and glides like water planes leaving glittering blue ripples in their wake.

A bevy of Mute swans gather on the other side of the lake near the tall grass and hold council. The geese saunter up to the now surrounded woman.  They show no fear. Small sparrows chirp behind her and jump like circus dogs to catch morsels but quickly fly away as the swans cut

Look at me! I am so beautiful.

through the crowd like celebrities would mere mortals. They are called Mute swans (Cygnus olor) because they are less vocal than the rest of their species. Pairs meander away after having a quick bite. Swans mate for life even though I believe that divorce is not unheard of. Monogamy would be hard in the face of such beauty. Try as you may there is no way to describe their majesty as they float with such elegance.

Like Henrich Heine said, “The swan, like the soul of the poet, By the dull world is ill understood.” Like that unattainable photo shopped magazine cover, you cannot help but feel inferior in the midst of their snow white feathers and long curved necks that grow effortlessly into that sharpened beak. Stunning.

Just imagine what it must be like for the Geese.

A lone Heron trots in and places its long legs cautiously into the middle of the feeding frenzy and pecks at the back of her hand, demanding attention. The crowd starts to thicken and she moves along the gravel sidewalk to cater to the new comers and leave in her wake a flock of hungry disciples.

The swan rises rises from the water and upto the gravel to tower over the rest like a bully. The neck suddenly starts to seem ungainly and the illusion is broken. I feel a hand on my shoulder and slip out of my reverie. We make our long walk back to reality.

 

A little bit about the Serpentine

There are over fifteen species of birds in the 28-acre man-made lake that was created in 1730. It includes herons and even pelicans even though I saw none. It gets its water pumped from the Thames river and strictly speaking the Serpentine bridge marks the end of the lake and the border between Hyde Park and Kensington gardens.  The other half, as mentioned above, is called Long Water. The lake is a hot bed of activity in the summer with its two restaurants and the Boat house. It also has a gallery located in Kensington gardens that focuses on contemporary art like Andy Warhol and Damien Hirst. This is no Tate Modern but it is one of London’s finest galleries and its free.

Friends of Hyde Park

During the early hours of summer you can see swimmers in the Lansbury’s Lido braving the cold icy water.

Lansbury’s Lido

Fun fact from wikipedia- The lake achieved notoriety in December 1816 when Harriet Westbrook, the pregnant wife of the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, was found drowned in the Serpentine having left a suicide note addressed to her father, sister and husband. Shelley married Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin less than two weeks later.

Headless ducks